Addie's Quote of the Day

I don't even know the number of times Addie has said something and I have said to myself  "I have to write that down, it is classic!"  But I never do.  So, since I have been majorly slacking with my blog posts, I am going to make an conceited effort to capture the hysterical things that Addie says on a regular basis (or at least we think they are hysterical, at a minimum they are cute.)

3/2/2011
A: I am not going to feed my baby with her bottle.  I am going to feed my baby with my booby.

Proceeds to sit down in her rocking chair and puts her ladybug pillow on her lap (just like Mom's boppy pillow) and the lifts up her shirt to feed baby!

Loves it!

1/27/2011
E:  Brenda and Kyle are coming over tomorrow, do you remember them?
A:  No.  (Long pause, thinking)  Are they black?
E: (Trying to hide my surprise at this comment.)  No, they aren't black.
A: What are they?
E: They are white. 
A: Oh, okay.

I have no idea how she would even think to ask a question like that, crazy.

1/2/2011
A: My duckies are sailing.
E: What?  Your duckies are selling?
A: Yeah, their selling.
E: Selling what?
A: Their clothes.
E: Oh.  Why are they doing that?
A: They are selling them at Walmerk.
E: What? Selling them at Walmart?
A: Yeah, Walmart.
E: How do you know about Walmart?
A: Walmart is like Target - but dirtier.

Apparently she listens to everything I say - oops!

12/29/2010
E: Addie, I am going to put Andrew down, want to come upstairs with us?
A: No thanks, I am just going to stay downstairs and organize the toys.

What?  What 3 year old says that?  Little Mikey all the way - even anal about her toys!